Justdroppedin
11-30-2021, 12:43 PM
and was about to dip his hand in a lake to take a drink of water when the groundskeeper yelled ...
“Oy! - Dinna peut ya haand en a loch! It’s feeeled wi coo piss n coo ****e!”
“Hey” - said the Donald. "I just bought this golf course and we’re going to have the best groundskeepers. The best. I've been talking about it for a long time, along with many other subjects, frankly. What you just said was completely not clear. If you can’t speak English, then you’re fired. "
“My apologies,” said the groundskeeper, “I was just saying that you want to make sure to use two hands so as not to spill a single drop of that water.”
“Oy! - Dinna peut ya haand en a loch! It’s feeeled wi coo piss n coo ****e!”
“Hey” - said the Donald. "I just bought this golf course and we’re going to have the best groundskeepers. The best. I've been talking about it for a long time, along with many other subjects, frankly. What you just said was completely not clear. If you can’t speak English, then you’re fired. "
“My apologies,” said the groundskeeper, “I was just saying that you want to make sure to use two hands so as not to spill a single drop of that water.”