Justdroppedin
12-29-2021, 01:04 PM
I went in to the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, For it's
been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first
admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to
be."
He replied:
" You're on my side.”
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and
Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, For it's
been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first
admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to
be."
He replied:
" You're on my side.”