Justdroppedin
01-16-2022, 02:25 PM
Comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish these time zones.
Putin: Why?
Prime Minister: Ah, I can't find myself with these times. I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. Once, I woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. And then, when I wished the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he said that it was on the next day.
Putin: Well, these are just minor issues.
Prime Minister: Minor issues?! Do you remember when that Ukranian plane crashed with their President? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't even taken off yet!!!
Putin: Why?
Prime Minister: Ah, I can't find myself with these times. I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. Once, I woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening. I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. And then, when I wished the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he said that it was on the next day.
Putin: Well, these are just minor issues.
Prime Minister: Minor issues?! Do you remember when that Ukranian plane crashed with their President? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't even taken off yet!!!