Justdroppedin
02-05-2022, 01:14 PM
So, a nun walks into a liquor store and asks the guy behind the counter for a fifth of vodka.
The guy thinks a minute, and says, “Sister, I can’t sell you booze. You’re a nun!”
The nun giggles nervously and says, “Oh, it’s not for me. It’s for Mother Superior.” Then she leans forward and whispers, “it’s for her constipation!”
The guy says, “Oh, OK. That’s different. Medical purposes. That’s OK.” and he sells her the bottle of vodka.
A couple of hours later, he closes up the shop, and about two blocks down the street he sees an empty vodka bottle, and a drunken non-lying in the gutter a few feet away. He he walks up to her, and she’s unconscious. He pokes her with his toe, and she rolls over and groans. He says, Sister, I am ashamed of you!You lied to me!”
The nun says, “I din’ lie t—to you.”
The guy says, “Yes you did, you said the vodka was for Mother Superior’s constipation.”
The nun rolls her eyes and says, “It was! When she sheez me like thish, she’s gonna sh !t!”
The guy thinks a minute, and says, “Sister, I can’t sell you booze. You’re a nun!”
The nun giggles nervously and says, “Oh, it’s not for me. It’s for Mother Superior.” Then she leans forward and whispers, “it’s for her constipation!”
The guy says, “Oh, OK. That’s different. Medical purposes. That’s OK.” and he sells her the bottle of vodka.
A couple of hours later, he closes up the shop, and about two blocks down the street he sees an empty vodka bottle, and a drunken non-lying in the gutter a few feet away. He he walks up to her, and she’s unconscious. He pokes her with his toe, and she rolls over and groans. He says, Sister, I am ashamed of you!You lied to me!”
The nun says, “I din’ lie t—to you.”
The guy says, “Yes you did, you said the vodka was for Mother Superior’s constipation.”
The nun rolls her eyes and says, “It was! When she sheez me like thish, she’s gonna sh !t!”