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Justdroppedin
02-12-2022, 01:18 PM
His wife screams, "You fricking dickhead....

My hair and make-up are a mess,

The house is a tip, the dishes aren't done,

I'm still in my night clothes, I can't be bothered to cook and it's my time of the month!.

Why the hell did you bring him home?.

The husband replies "Because he is thinking of getting married"...