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Justdroppedin
02-27-2022, 01:12 PM
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."


Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.


She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19."


Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.


She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."