Justdroppedin
03-15-2022, 01:58 PM
Putin says: "You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago"
Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"
Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."
Biden: "Huh. that's a weird dream. Well, I had one of my own few days as well."
Putin: "Go on..."
Biden: "I saw Moscow - brilliant again. Full of dancing, laughter, people driving fancy imported cars again. Wearing latest fashion designer's clothes. Very European, very International - just like it was before the sanctions. And neon signs and slogans everywhere! They were too bright to ignore!"
Putin: "What did they say, those neon signs?"
Biden: "Who the f@#k knows, I don't speak Ukrainian."
Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"
Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."
Biden: "Huh. that's a weird dream. Well, I had one of my own few days as well."
Putin: "Go on..."
Biden: "I saw Moscow - brilliant again. Full of dancing, laughter, people driving fancy imported cars again. Wearing latest fashion designer's clothes. Very European, very International - just like it was before the sanctions. And neon signs and slogans everywhere! They were too bright to ignore!"
Putin: "What did they say, those neon signs?"
Biden: "Who the f@#k knows, I don't speak Ukrainian."