Justdroppedin
05-09-2022, 12:02 PM
He says "Doc. I can't fart. I feel like I'm gonna explode because I'm so full of gas, but I just can't fart."
So the Doc says "Okay show me."
So Guy pushes really hard and tries his best to make a fart. Eventually he makes a little fart that goes "Pfft, honda."
The doc has a look and he says "I see what the problem is. You have an abscess."
So they book Guy in for surgery and when he wakes up Doc goes to see him. He says "How are you feeling."
Guy says "Not good I still really need to fart."
Doc says "Well go ahead."
So Guy farts and it goes "KAWASAKI!!!"
Guy says "Wow that's much better. How did you know that was the problem."
Docs says "Ahh. Abscess makes the fart go Honda.":D:D:noidea:
So the Doc says "Okay show me."
So Guy pushes really hard and tries his best to make a fart. Eventually he makes a little fart that goes "Pfft, honda."
The doc has a look and he says "I see what the problem is. You have an abscess."
So they book Guy in for surgery and when he wakes up Doc goes to see him. He says "How are you feeling."
Guy says "Not good I still really need to fart."
Doc says "Well go ahead."
So Guy farts and it goes "KAWASAKI!!!"
Guy says "Wow that's much better. How did you know that was the problem."
Docs says "Ahh. Abscess makes the fart go Honda.":D:D:noidea: