Justdroppedin
08-31-2022, 11:44 AM
The farmer says, "That's ridiculous."
So the guy walks up to the farmer's cow and says "Moo moo moo."
The cow replies in English, "Oh, thank you for asking. He generally treats me very well. He milks me promptly at 5:30am every morning. If I had one suggestion, I wish he'd change the water in my trough a little more often."
The farmer is amazed. He's never seen an animal talk before.
Next the guy walks up to the farmer's dog. "Woof woof woof," he says.
The dog replies, "Haha, yes. I'm not a fan of that kibble he feeds me, but I do enjoy life on this farm quite a bit. I do my best to contribute, and I appreciate that he lets me live in the house instead of the barn."
The farmer says, "Incredible."
Next the guy tried to walk up to the farmer's sheep. But the farmer jumps right in front of the guy.
"Don't talk to the sheep, she's a liar!"
So the guy walks up to the farmer's cow and says "Moo moo moo."
The cow replies in English, "Oh, thank you for asking. He generally treats me very well. He milks me promptly at 5:30am every morning. If I had one suggestion, I wish he'd change the water in my trough a little more often."
The farmer is amazed. He's never seen an animal talk before.
Next the guy walks up to the farmer's dog. "Woof woof woof," he says.
The dog replies, "Haha, yes. I'm not a fan of that kibble he feeds me, but I do enjoy life on this farm quite a bit. I do my best to contribute, and I appreciate that he lets me live in the house instead of the barn."
The farmer says, "Incredible."
Next the guy tried to walk up to the farmer's sheep. But the farmer jumps right in front of the guy.
"Don't talk to the sheep, she's a liar!"