Justdroppedin
09-01-2022, 11:42 AM
Billy was just diagnosed with a terminal cancer. The doctor gave him 3 weeks to live.
Billy came home and called his son upstairs. With a heavy voice, Billy said “I have cancer and I only have 3 weeks left to live. It is in our family’s tradition to drink ourselves out in such events.” The son cried briefly and the two went to their favorite pub and drowned themselves in alcohol.
Billy’s workmates suddenly showed up and noticed the mass amount of empty pints on the table and asked what’s the occasion. Billy answered while sobbing “I have a bad case of AIDS and herpes. The doctor gave me 3 weeks to live.”
The colleagues are shocked and saddened by the news. They offered to pay the tab and buy even more drinks. The group had the time of their lives, sharing stories and bidding Billy an early farewell.
After everyone is finished and went home, Billy’s son said “Dad, I thought you had cancer.”
Billy replied “I do have cancer, but I don’t want those bastards sleeping with your mother.”
Billy came home and called his son upstairs. With a heavy voice, Billy said “I have cancer and I only have 3 weeks left to live. It is in our family’s tradition to drink ourselves out in such events.” The son cried briefly and the two went to their favorite pub and drowned themselves in alcohol.
Billy’s workmates suddenly showed up and noticed the mass amount of empty pints on the table and asked what’s the occasion. Billy answered while sobbing “I have a bad case of AIDS and herpes. The doctor gave me 3 weeks to live.”
The colleagues are shocked and saddened by the news. They offered to pay the tab and buy even more drinks. The group had the time of their lives, sharing stories and bidding Billy an early farewell.
After everyone is finished and went home, Billy’s son said “Dad, I thought you had cancer.”
Billy replied “I do have cancer, but I don’t want those bastards sleeping with your mother.”