Three stages of sex in marriage.....

[Justdroppedin]

Stage one: Whole house sex. You and your partner have sex in every room of the house. Standing up, bending over, on any surface available.

Stage two: Bedroom Sex. You and your partner only have sex in the bedroom... after you shower... with the lights off.

Stage three: Hall sex. You and your partner yell "f^*k you" down the hall before going to your separate rooms.

[dishuser]

it's like a deck of cards
2 hearts,2 diamonds and then followed by a club and of course a spade

[steveOtoo]

It's always the Joker that causes trouble............