Justdroppedin
09-27-2022, 12:43 PM
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “Because you are funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”:tehe:
A police officer came knocking on my door at late night and showed me a photo
"Sir, do you recognize this woman "
"Yes I do, that's my wife"
"It appears that she was hit by a truck "
"Fair enough.. but she has a great personality though! ":tehe:
A woman is in the ER waiting for news about her husband
The doctor comes out and says to her "I don't like the looks of him"
She replies "Neither do I, but he's good to the kids":tehe:
She said “Because you are funny.”
I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.”
She said “See? You’re hilarious!”:tehe:
A police officer came knocking on my door at late night and showed me a photo
"Sir, do you recognize this woman "
"Yes I do, that's my wife"
"It appears that she was hit by a truck "
"Fair enough.. but she has a great personality though! ":tehe:
A woman is in the ER waiting for news about her husband
The doctor comes out and says to her "I don't like the looks of him"
She replies "Neither do I, but he's good to the kids":tehe: