Justdroppedin
10-06-2022, 11:35 AM
At a state dinner dozens of high ranking officials have died. After eating a mushroom cream soup generals started falling to the floor left and right.
The investigation is quick: the official cause is mushroom poisoning. Members of the press are invited to the scene of the tragedy.
"As you can see by the foaming and throat scratching it is clear that some poisonous mushrooms accidentally made it into the soup" says one official.
One brave reporter points out that two of the generals seem to have gunshot wounds to the head.
"What happened here?" he asked.
"Well these two wouldn't eat their soup"
The investigation is quick: the official cause is mushroom poisoning. Members of the press are invited to the scene of the tragedy.
"As you can see by the foaming and throat scratching it is clear that some poisonous mushrooms accidentally made it into the soup" says one official.
One brave reporter points out that two of the generals seem to have gunshot wounds to the head.
"What happened here?" he asked.
"Well these two wouldn't eat their soup"