A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door...

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A boy, about 9, opened the door. <br />
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&quot;Is your dad or your mum home?&quot; said the farmer. <br />
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&quot;No, they went to town&quot;. <br />
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&quot;How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?&quot; <br />
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&quot;No, he went with mum and dad&quot;....