Justdroppedin
03-14-2023, 12:58 PM
A black piece of asphalt walks into a bar and slams his fist down on the bar loudly proclaiming, "I demand a free drink because I'm the toughest MoFo in here!" The barman, not wanting any trouble, hands the piece of asphalt a beer.
About 20 minutes pass when another piece of asphalt walks in. This one is green with some white painted circles and lines visible on it. He also slams his fist down on the bar proclaiming even more loudly, "I DEMAND A FREE DRINK BECAUSE I'M THE TOUGHEST MOFO IN HERE!"
The barman, expecting trouble from the 2 pieces of asphalt moves quickly to get between them but the first one has now disappeared. So he serves the new one a drink because he doesn't want any trouble.
Shortly afterwards the barman goes to the back to grab a bottle of something he ran out of. He sees the original piece of asphalt hiding back there shaking because he's so terrified.
The barman asks, "what's this all about?"
The black asphalt quickly answers, "I'm a tough mofo but that guys a fricking cycle path!"
About 20 minutes pass when another piece of asphalt walks in. This one is green with some white painted circles and lines visible on it. He also slams his fist down on the bar proclaiming even more loudly, "I DEMAND A FREE DRINK BECAUSE I'M THE TOUGHEST MOFO IN HERE!"
The barman, expecting trouble from the 2 pieces of asphalt moves quickly to get between them but the first one has now disappeared. So he serves the new one a drink because he doesn't want any trouble.
Shortly afterwards the barman goes to the back to grab a bottle of something he ran out of. He sees the original piece of asphalt hiding back there shaking because he's so terrified.
The barman asks, "what's this all about?"
The black asphalt quickly answers, "I'm a tough mofo but that guys a fricking cycle path!"