Justdroppedin
04-27-2023, 12:51 PM
And sees a gorilla in his tree.
He calls the Gorilla Removal Services (GRS) and they send one of their guys over.
The man shows up with a stick, hand cuffs, a chihuahua and shot gun and goes on to explain how he'll get the Gorilla down.
GRS Guy: "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick. When the Gorilla falls, the chihuahua will bite his weener. When Gorilla grabs his crotch, slap on the hand cuffs."
Home owner nods in understanding but remembers to ask: "What's the shotgun for?"
GRS Guy: "If I fall first, shoot the chihuahua."
He calls the Gorilla Removal Services (GRS) and they send one of their guys over.
The man shows up with a stick, hand cuffs, a chihuahua and shot gun and goes on to explain how he'll get the Gorilla down.
GRS Guy: "I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick. When the Gorilla falls, the chihuahua will bite his weener. When Gorilla grabs his crotch, slap on the hand cuffs."
Home owner nods in understanding but remembers to ask: "What's the shotgun for?"
GRS Guy: "If I fall first, shoot the chihuahua."