Justdroppedin
07-21-2023, 12:28 PM
As the tour bus driver passes the London Eye, he explains how it was built for the new millennium in only a few months.
“That’s nothing.” Says the Texan, “Every year a carnival passes through my home town with a Ferris wheel twice as tall that gets put up in a day.”
When they pass the Shard, the tour bus driver explains how it’s the biggest building in the whole city, built over only a few years.
“That’s nothing.” Says the Texan, “In my home town we have a skyscraper twice that size built in half the time.”
The tour bus driver is getting annoyed. Eventually, they pass Buckingham Palace with a hundred guards marching outside and a golden stagecoach going through the gates.
The Texan’s jaw drops, and he says “finally, colour me impressed, that’s a fine building, what is it?”
The driver says “well fook me if I know, it wasn’t there yesterday.”
“That’s nothing.” Says the Texan, “Every year a carnival passes through my home town with a Ferris wheel twice as tall that gets put up in a day.”
When they pass the Shard, the tour bus driver explains how it’s the biggest building in the whole city, built over only a few years.
“That’s nothing.” Says the Texan, “In my home town we have a skyscraper twice that size built in half the time.”
The tour bus driver is getting annoyed. Eventually, they pass Buckingham Palace with a hundred guards marching outside and a golden stagecoach going through the gates.
The Texan’s jaw drops, and he says “finally, colour me impressed, that’s a fine building, what is it?”
The driver says “well fook me if I know, it wasn’t there yesterday.”