Justdroppedin
08-03-2023, 12:03 PM
John: Howdy officer, is there a problem?
Officer: You were speeding, sir. License and registration
John: Dude, I got no license
Officer: You're driving without a license?
John: hell yeah!
Officer: And registration?
John: I jacked this car!
Officer: Are you serious?
John: Dude, I killed the driver! I popped a cap in him with this gun I've got in the glove box. His body's in the trunk now!!
Officer: Stay right there!!! *returns to his vehicle and connects to dispatch* I need backup NOW!!!
Within the next couple of minutes, there were several cops at the scene including the Chief of police who walks over to John
Chief: Sir, can you open your trunk
John: Sure
John popped open his trunk and it was empty
Chief: alright, now let me take a look inside of your glove box
John opened his glove box and the chief couldn't find any weapons
Chief: you wouldn't happen to have your license and registration, would you?
John: of course I do
John present his license and registration. He was eligible to drive and the car belonged to him
Chief: Alright, I'm confused. The officer who called me said that you had a dead body in your trunk, a firearm in your glove box and that you were driving without a license in a stolen car.
John: Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding
Officer: You were speeding, sir. License and registration
John: Dude, I got no license
Officer: You're driving without a license?
John: hell yeah!
Officer: And registration?
John: I jacked this car!
Officer: Are you serious?
John: Dude, I killed the driver! I popped a cap in him with this gun I've got in the glove box. His body's in the trunk now!!
Officer: Stay right there!!! *returns to his vehicle and connects to dispatch* I need backup NOW!!!
Within the next couple of minutes, there were several cops at the scene including the Chief of police who walks over to John
Chief: Sir, can you open your trunk
John: Sure
John popped open his trunk and it was empty
Chief: alright, now let me take a look inside of your glove box
John opened his glove box and the chief couldn't find any weapons
Chief: you wouldn't happen to have your license and registration, would you?
John: of course I do
John present his license and registration. He was eligible to drive and the car belonged to him
Chief: Alright, I'm confused. The officer who called me said that you had a dead body in your trunk, a firearm in your glove box and that you were driving without a license in a stolen car.
John: Yeah, I bet that lying son of a bitch also told you that I was speeding