Justdroppedin
10-09-2023, 01:02 PM
A man out walking with his dog is amazed to see his doctor down on all fours with his finger halfway down a rabbit hole.
As he continues to watch, the doctor withdraws his hand and a moment later a rabbit pops his head out.
The doctor knocks it out and puts it in his bag.
After watching him catch ten more rabbits in this way he goes over and asks what the secret is.
"Its very simple" replies the doctor. "Before you come out put your hand between a womans legs; when the rabbits smell it they cant help coming up for more. That's when you get them".
"I can hardly believe it" says the man. "Are you sure?".
"Of course ,you can trust me .Im a doctor."
The man ponders the doctors words on the way home and when he sees his wife bending over the oven he quickly puts his hand between her legs.
Without looking round, his wife says, "Hello doctor, off rabbit hunting again?"
As he continues to watch, the doctor withdraws his hand and a moment later a rabbit pops his head out.
The doctor knocks it out and puts it in his bag.
After watching him catch ten more rabbits in this way he goes over and asks what the secret is.
"Its very simple" replies the doctor. "Before you come out put your hand between a womans legs; when the rabbits smell it they cant help coming up for more. That's when you get them".
"I can hardly believe it" says the man. "Are you sure?".
"Of course ,you can trust me .Im a doctor."
The man ponders the doctors words on the way home and when he sees his wife bending over the oven he quickly puts his hand between her legs.
Without looking round, his wife says, "Hello doctor, off rabbit hunting again?"