Justdroppedin
10-20-2023, 12:53 PM
One day an army general suspects that his platoon of 100 men are all having sex with his lovely wife. So one night he decides to see if he is right in his suspicions. While his wife is sleeping he gets up and puts in a anti cheat device inside of his wife’s private part. It’s in the shape of a tiny tiny razor blade that leaves small enough cuts.
The next day comes around and the general gathers all of his 100 men in straight a line. One after another he asks them to pull their pants down and he looks at them, and then at their penises, he sees the cuts and orders immediately that they be shot on place. He keeps going down the line and surprised that each and every one of them has a cut, he can’t believe this, everyone of them has had sex with his wife, that is,
until he comes to the 100:th soldier, who salutes the general and looks him straight in the eye, sure of himself, and lo and behold, this honest, truthful, dependable soldier does not have a cut on his penis. What a guy. The general readily salutes the soldier, hangs a medal on his chest and reaches his arm to shake the honorable soldiers hand and says
“Thank you soldier for being a faithful soldier and honoring the cause, the US army is indeed proud of you. I’m going to recommend you for the Medal of Honor”
The soldier replies back“Shank you thir, jish meansh sho much Cho me, I’m abshoulety honored”.
The next day comes around and the general gathers all of his 100 men in straight a line. One after another he asks them to pull their pants down and he looks at them, and then at their penises, he sees the cuts and orders immediately that they be shot on place. He keeps going down the line and surprised that each and every one of them has a cut, he can’t believe this, everyone of them has had sex with his wife, that is,
until he comes to the 100:th soldier, who salutes the general and looks him straight in the eye, sure of himself, and lo and behold, this honest, truthful, dependable soldier does not have a cut on his penis. What a guy. The general readily salutes the soldier, hangs a medal on his chest and reaches his arm to shake the honorable soldiers hand and says
“Thank you soldier for being a faithful soldier and honoring the cause, the US army is indeed proud of you. I’m going to recommend you for the Medal of Honor”
The soldier replies back“Shank you thir, jish meansh sho much Cho me, I’m abshoulety honored”.