Justdroppedin
01-06-2024, 12:53 PM
He says to his best man, "What happened last night?"
"Well," says the best man, "your new wife got drunk, got up from the table, and started dancing like mad. Then I got drunk, and I started dancing with her. Then you got drunk, and you saw us dancing together, and you got so angry at us that you kicked her in the crotch."
"Ouch!" says the groom. "That must have hurt."
"It sure did!" says the best man. "Two of my fingers got broken."
"Well," says the best man, "your new wife got drunk, got up from the table, and started dancing like mad. Then I got drunk, and I started dancing with her. Then you got drunk, and you saw us dancing together, and you got so angry at us that you kicked her in the crotch."
"Ouch!" says the groom. "That must have hurt."
"It sure did!" says the best man. "Two of my fingers got broken."