Justdroppedin
01-09-2024, 01:52 PM
Pinocchio was in bed with his girlfriend doing what wooden boys do with their girlfriends.
When it was over, he noticed that his girlfriend was sobbing quietly.
Being a nice wooden boy, he asked her what was wrong.
"Oh, Pinocchio", she said, "You're a sweet guy and a great lover, but every time we make love, I wind up with splinters down there!"
Pinocchio was understandably upset, so when his girlfriend left, he went straight to Geppetto and explained his problem.
Geppetto thought about this for a moment, and then said: "Well, Pinocchio, maybe if you used some sandpaper down there, it might, well, shall we say, 'smooth things over'!
The next day, Geppetto went to the hardware store and he saw Pinocchio at the counter, ordering just about every kind of sandpaper they had in the shop. Coarse sandpaper, fine sandpaper, every quality in between!
Geppetto smiled, gave Pinocchio an amicable slap on the back and said: "Well, my boy, I guess you are a big hit with the girls now, eh?"
Pinocchio turned around and said: "Girls? Who needs girls?"
When it was over, he noticed that his girlfriend was sobbing quietly.
Being a nice wooden boy, he asked her what was wrong.
"Oh, Pinocchio", she said, "You're a sweet guy and a great lover, but every time we make love, I wind up with splinters down there!"
Pinocchio was understandably upset, so when his girlfriend left, he went straight to Geppetto and explained his problem.
Geppetto thought about this for a moment, and then said: "Well, Pinocchio, maybe if you used some sandpaper down there, it might, well, shall we say, 'smooth things over'!
The next day, Geppetto went to the hardware store and he saw Pinocchio at the counter, ordering just about every kind of sandpaper they had in the shop. Coarse sandpaper, fine sandpaper, every quality in between!
Geppetto smiled, gave Pinocchio an amicable slap on the back and said: "Well, my boy, I guess you are a big hit with the girls now, eh?"
Pinocchio turned around and said: "Girls? Who needs girls?"