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Justdroppedin
04-07-2024, 11:24 AM
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dogdayz
04-07-2024, 06:53 PM
and then he was first to spam the world with those files... ;)
dishuser
04-07-2024, 07:02 PM
and then he was first to spam the world with those files... ;)
and those crashed the third tablet
zayden
04-09-2024, 02:30 PM
"God gave us these fifteen, *smash* TEN commandments !"
The Noof
04-09-2024, 02:58 PM
"God gave us these fifteen, *smash* TEN commandments !"
A quote from the works of the immortal Mel Brooks.lol.
"God gave us these fifteen, *smash* TEN commandments !"
a Gen X joke for sure
Gates07
04-10-2024, 04:13 PM
Charles Heston ? forgot which movie
The Noof
04-10-2024, 04:52 PM
Charles Heston ? forgot which movie
"History of the World"...Mel Brooks.
dogdayz
04-10-2024, 06:25 PM
Charles Heston ? forgot which movie
The Ten Commandments - 1956
runamok
04-10-2024, 09:13 PM
"History of the World"...Mel Brooks.
He dropped a tablet with 5 comments I wonder what they were.
dogdayz
04-10-2024, 09:38 PM
Christopher Hitchen’s (British-American author and journalist) list:
If God had to give 10 updated commandments to the modern world, what would they be?
Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or their color.
Do not ever even think of using people as private property, or as owned, or as slaves.
Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relations.
Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
Do not condemn people for their inborn nature — why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?
Be aware that you, too, are an animal, and dependent on the web of nature. Try and think and act accordingly.
Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
Turn off that f...ing cell phone — you can have no idea how unimportant your call is to us.
Denounce all jihadists and crusaders for what they are: psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions. And terrible sexual repressions.
Be willing to renounce any god or any faith if any holy commandments should contradict any of the above.
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