Smell test,,,,,,,,,,,

[Justdroppedin]

A blind man comes to a sawmill looking for a job. The owner says to him "a sawmill is dangerous for a blind man, what kind of work can you do?" The blind man says "I can identify and sort the lumber by smell."

So the owner tells him that he will set up a test and if he can tell the wood species he can have the job.
The owner asks a worker to lay a board on the table.

The blind man takes a deep sniff from end to end and says "Western Red Cedar". "That's correct", says the owner.

The worker brings another board.
The blind man takes a deep sniff from end to end and says "White Pine". "That's correct", says the owner.

The owner really doesn't want to hire a blind man so he motions to his secretary for her to come and lie on the table.

The blind man takes a deep sniff from end to end and says "This is a tough one, can you turn it over for me?" The secretary rolls over and the blind man takes a deep sniff from end to end".

He thinks for a moment and then laughs, he says "you guys are trying to trick me but if I have to guess I would say that board is actually the sh*t house door from a tuna fishing boat.