Justdroppedin
04-25-2024, 01:28 PM
His parents ask him what he did today.
He says that he played football and then he proposed to his friend Emily.
His parents think this is really sweet and they don't want to make fun of Little Johnny so they ask him, 'How are you both going to pay for the expenses of being married?'
'Well with the £5 I get each week from you and the 50p she gets from her Mum and Dad, we should do okay.'
His father says, "That's fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you have a baby?"
Little Johnny answers, 'Well, so far - touch wood - we've been lucky...'
He says that he played football and then he proposed to his friend Emily.
His parents think this is really sweet and they don't want to make fun of Little Johnny so they ask him, 'How are you both going to pay for the expenses of being married?'
'Well with the £5 I get each week from you and the 50p she gets from her Mum and Dad, we should do okay.'
His father says, "That's fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you have a baby?"
Little Johnny answers, 'Well, so far - touch wood - we've been lucky...'