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Justdroppedin
05-13-2024, 11:47 AM
“Please come help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”


The lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s supposed to be a rooster.”


The neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.


She lets him in and shows him where she has all the pieces spread all over the table.


He studied the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”


He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh,
“Let’s put all the corn flakes back in the box.”