Justdroppedin
05-15-2024, 11:28 AM
Some cowboys hate cooking dinner.
They agree one of them has to cook every single night, but if anyone complains about the dinner, they become that nightly cook.
Unfortunately, that means the cowboys always cook the worst dinners possible to pass the duty.
One night, a cowboy takes one bite and retches. "This is disgusting! Like Satan mixed cow **** with sand he ****ing pissed on! Worse than eating a skunk's ******* and washing it down with blended gophers!"
He pauses with the other cowboys watching him. "Good, though.":devil:
They agree one of them has to cook every single night, but if anyone complains about the dinner, they become that nightly cook.
Unfortunately, that means the cowboys always cook the worst dinners possible to pass the duty.
One night, a cowboy takes one bite and retches. "This is disgusting! Like Satan mixed cow **** with sand he ****ing pissed on! Worse than eating a skunk's ******* and washing it down with blended gophers!"
He pauses with the other cowboys watching him. "Good, though.":devil: