Justdroppedin
06-05-2024, 11:55 AM
A farmer is milking a cow, when the cow knocks over the pail and spills all the milk.
"That's one." The farmer says.
Later that day, the cow knocks down a fence the farmer had just repaired.
"That's two." The farmer says.
Early the next morning the cow accidentally tramples some the farmers carrot crops.
"That's three." The farmer says. And without hesitation he gets his rifle and shoots the cow dead, right then and there.
Woken by the sound, the farmers wife comes running out of the house.
"Why the hell did you shoot the cow, you nitwit?" She screams.
"That's one." The farmer warns.
"That's one." The farmer says.
Later that day, the cow knocks down a fence the farmer had just repaired.
"That's two." The farmer says.
Early the next morning the cow accidentally tramples some the farmers carrot crops.
"That's three." The farmer says. And without hesitation he gets his rifle and shoots the cow dead, right then and there.
Woken by the sound, the farmers wife comes running out of the house.
"Why the hell did you shoot the cow, you nitwit?" She screams.
"That's one." The farmer warns.