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dishdude714
05-21-2010, 06:51 PM
Report by Ben Lopez:

After a brief recap of the Sacrifice PPV, Eric Bischoff comes down to the ring with his seductive secretary to announce the Top 10 Contenders to the World Heavyweight Championship. He explains that it is based on 3 criteria: fan votes, career win-loss record, and TNA win-loss record.

The rankings are as follows:

10 Samoa Joe
9 Rob Terry
8 Desmond Wolfe
7 The Pope D'Angelo Dinero
6 Abyss
5 Mr. Anderson
4 Jeff Hardy
3 AJ Styles
2 Kurt Angle

But as Kurt Angle is announced, he doesn't come up the ramp. After some confusion, Bishoff decides to proceed:

And the #1 contender, Sting! Sting comes out (with some new red stripes on his face paint) and passes right by the other contenders, walking directly to the ring. Taz and Tenay mention that Jarrett suffered an injury at Sacrifice at the hands of Sting.

Bischoff then announces the main event for tonight: he will be facing Jeff Hardy! Sting says he'll do the same thing he did to Jarrett. He then dramatically smashes all of the TNA signs in the ring! He says Bischoff wanted change, but he's going to have to change the way he walks, and takes out Bischoff's legs with a swing of the bat! Abyss runs down to help, but meets the same fate!

Hardy fares much better, managing to get the bat away from Sting. They stare down, and after a slap to the face of Sting, retaliates and gives him a low blow! He retrieves his bat just as RVD makes his way down to the ring. Sting goes to confront RVD, but with his gazed turned away from Hardy, he makes it back to his feet and delivers a Twist of Fate on Sting.

Eric still in pain backstage. Morgan walks in and says that must hurt, but now we knows how they feel when Samoa Joe attacks the locker room for no reason.

We kick off our in-ring action with a surprise return: Roxxi! Footage is shown from when her ankle injury occurred last December.

Roxxi vs. Madison Rayne

Roxxi is aggressive as hell, and clearly hasn't lost a step! Roxxi gets an arm drag and continues to work on the arm, but Rayne gets a shoulder toss and follows up with a BRUTAL kick to the torso on a downed Roxxi. Madison is in control for a few minutes, but Roxxi manages to catch Madison in a diving clothesline and nails the Voodoo Drop perfectly for the upset win!

Winner: Roxxi

Desmond Wolfe is in his dressing room consoling Chelsea, who is uncomfortable being Abyss' valet for the next 30 days as a result of his loss at Sacrifice.

A cameraman backstage catches up with Kurt Angle asking him why he refused to come to the stage when he was announced as the #2 contender. He doesn't give an answer.

Kurt Angle's music hits and he walks out to the ring. The crowd is crazy supportive. Angle is a bit upset when he says he's been watching from home for the past month, and realizes there's been some pretty big changes since he's come to TNA. He says it seems Kurt Angle is no longer the elite. He says Kurt Angle would wrestle for free, that it wasn't about the ego, but steeping in the ring and looking his opponent in the eye.

Angle says he's going through a difficult time right now. Kurt has done everything there is to be done in wrestling, pro and amateur alike. So what can he do? Angle says he's going to take himself out of the top 10 and wrestle EVERY ONE of the 10 contenders before he gets a title shot! He looks directly into the camera with a dead serious expression and says we're going to see some of the greatest matches of all time to a HUGE ovation.

Ric Flair is livid in the back, ranting to Christy Hemme about how Jay Lethal not only embarrassed him on Impact, but on his interference at Sacrifice costing AJ the title. To my surprise, Kazarian comes in and says he wants to talk to Ric Flair. What could he possibly have to discuss...?

Rob Terry is talking about the doctor explaining he has a leg injury in 4 places. But he vows to still go out and face Orlando Jordan.

Rob Terry vs. Orlando Jordan

Orlando Jordan immediately attacks the knee, but Terry is hobbling around defending himself with clubbing blows. Terry pushes him into the corner, and after breaking gets a back body drop and quick clothesline. It looks like Terry was trying to get to the ropes for balance, but for heaven's sake, he just takes too damn long getting there, and suffers another low clothesline to put Orlando back in control. Jordan is relentless snapping back as he clutches the knee, eventually locking in a leg bar. Terry is in extreme pain but refuses to tap, but Hebner calls the match.

Winner: Orlando Jordan

More refs come out to try to get Jordan out of the ring, but he is merciless and keeps locking in the leg bar. The referees finally manage to pull him off.

Jay Lethal is being interviewed and he tries to explain that he meant no disrespect to Ric Flair last week. The next thing we know, RVD is popping his head in the door mentioning he heard Lethal was looking for a partner against Beer Money Inc.

Jeff Hardy is readying his face paint and talking about how Sting was an inspiration to him growing up, and also the one that gave him the idea of face paint.

Jesse Neal and Shannon Moore come into Team 3D's locker room and asks what last Sunday's tension (he hit in straight in the head with a kendo stick, costing them the match) was all about. Brother Ray says he was just giving him an attitude adjustment, but Neal suggests it may be jealousy. It looks like things have finally settled down, but as he's about to leave, Neal says from now on they'd better keep their distance, and Brother Ray just snaps and they start fighting until they're finally separated

dishdude714
05-21-2010, 06:52 PM
Tag Team Match: Beer Money Inc. vs. Jay Lethal and Rob Van Damn

Roode grabs Lethal and throws him to the corner before the bell rings. Roode takes a beating and tags in Storm. They double team Lethal for a huge back body drop. Lethal tries to crawl to RVD, but is dragged back to the BM corner and eats turnbuckle. Storm gets a little careless and while he's gloating, Lethal gets the backflip elbow! He makes the tag to RVD, who is a house of fire! Double spin kick! Missile dropkick by Lethal, and RVD takes himself and Roode down to the floor! Lethal finishes the match with a figure four for the win!

Winners: Jay Lethal and RVD

Flair is fuming and comes out to meet Lethal on the ramp. Flair comes out swinging, and he and Lethal fight all the way to the back.

RVD goes to celebrate with the fans before leaving, but Sting is hiding in the crowd with a Sting Mask and crushes RVD with a chair as we go to commercial! I gotta admit, I didn't even notice Sting there, even with the camera on him. Nice.

Jeff Hardy is in the ring talking about how he looked up to Sting when he was a kid. He says he challenges Sting to figure him out in the next hour.

Security is at Wolfe's door and they make it clear Chelsea needs to come with them to be turned over to Abyss. Abyss makes his entrance and says Wolfe has someone he owes him. He's really intense about it, apparently, it's a bit creepy. She comes out very reluctant and still followed by security. Wolfe steps into ring with her, and Abyss says it's ironic because at Sacrifice he made him his bitch, and tonight he's taking his! Desmond Wolfe tries violently not to chuckle at this, ha. But Wolfe says this isn't going to happen, and he low-blows Abyss and security. He then grabs a bottle, breaks it on the ring post, and slashes the HELL out of Abyss's arm. As you can imagine, we needed a few seconds of bleeps to cover up Abyss' reaction.

Abyss carries Chelsea out, and Tenay says to let our imaginations run wild at what Abyss may decide to do with Chelsea's "services" for the next 30 days. I think I'm sick to my stomach, it's a good thing commercials are up nex-BLAFHRF#%FGhh!!

Sorry, had to clean up the vomit there.

Eric Young is in the ring with The Band. He says these men are the only ones in the business he has anything in common with. He says The Band says what they're going to do to they're opponent's face, and then does it in the ring.

Eric Young vs. Shannon Moore

Eric Young starts off aggressive, but ends up being on the receiving end of a series of drop kicks, and a cross body block. But Young mounts some offense of his own with a slam and stiff shoulder block. He continues his assault working on the neck of Moore. But Moore reverses into a face plant and keeps swinging with a series of diving clotheslines. Suddenly Brother Ray runs down the ramp to try to interfere, but gets speared by Neal. The ref is distracted by this, giving Hall a chance to blindside Moore with the belt. Young capitalizes with a piledriver for the supreme victory.

Winner: Eric Young

After the match, as Jesse is checking on his tag team partner, Brother Ray attacks him. Devon is upset by his friend's actions and tells him to leave Neal alone, so he finally backs off.

X Division Battle Royale for the #10 Contender Spot: Genration Me, MCMG, Red, Homicide, Brian Kendrick and ??

It's a wild scramble! Amazing Red and Max Buck are eliminated very quickly. Jermey and Shelly are gone too. Kaz and Saban go at it and Saban gets eliminated after a springboard attempt. Brian Kendrick, who was hiding outside, shoves Homicide over the top. Kendrick eats and elbow and is thrown out of the ring. Match duration was about 4 minutes and felt incredibly rushed.

Winner: Kazarian

(NOTE: This match was so rushed and chaotic, I didn't even see who the 8th person in the match was, but I assume they were eliminated almost instantly.)

Jeff Hardy vs. The Icon Sting

The two lock up and Sting manages to overpower Hardy, driving him into the corner for a few slugs to the face. Hardy starts to turn up the intensity and Sting decides to take a breather outside. As he's circling the ring, Hardy hits a super quick baseball slide, but he crashes and burns when he tries to follow up with a slingshot splash to the outside. Sting drags him to the ramp and works over Hardy's leg before taking him back inside. He props up Hardy into the corner and lands a Stinger Splash! Hardy dodges the second attempt and hits an inverted DDT. Hardy takes off from the top, but Sting dodges perfectly and locks in a Scorpion Death Lock! Hardy is fighting desperately and just barely makes it to the ropes! But before this match can get any further, Mr. Anderson slides in the ring and kills Sting with a Scorpion Death Drop while the ref's back is turned. Hardy gets the 3 count.

Winner: Jeff Hardy

Anderson goes in the ring to celebrate, but Hardy pushes him away. Mike and Taz are confused as hell. Anderson calls for the mic, but before it can lower, Sting beats the hell out of both of them with the bat!

We go off the air with Sting standing over both downed men and Mike Tenay asking once again, "Why Sting, why?"