Justdroppedin
01-21-2025, 01:04 PM
A man goes to a psychiatrist's office.
The psychiatrist asks, "What can I do for you?
Man says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I think I'm a dog. I howl at the moon. I bark at squirrels. I scratch fleas. I even drink water from a bowl on the floor."
The psychiatrist strokes his beard a moment and says, "Well, hop up on the couch and we'll talk about it."
Man replies, "Oooooh, I'm not allowed to be on the couch."
The psychiatrist asks, "What can I do for you?
Man says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I think I'm a dog. I howl at the moon. I bark at squirrels. I scratch fleas. I even drink water from a bowl on the floor."
The psychiatrist strokes his beard a moment and says, "Well, hop up on the couch and we'll talk about it."
Man replies, "Oooooh, I'm not allowed to be on the couch."