Justdroppedin
02-03-2025, 01:25 PM
He opens the toilet stall door and sees The Pope, rigourously masturbating.
Instinctively, just as The Pope orgasms, the photographer snaps a picture.
The Pope closes his gown, and says:"No, please! I don't normally do this! Don't show that photo to anyone! I'll give you 1,000,000 Euros if you give me that camera right now!"
The photographer thinks for a moment and agrees.
The Pope transfers the money, takes the camera, and deletes the image.
After heading back to his chambers, he figures that now he owns a high-end professional camera, he may as well put it to good use.
On a trip to London, The Pope is taking photos of Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, and The London Eye with his new camera.
The driver says:"That's a nifty looking camera. How much did that cost you?"
"1,000,000 Euros." The Pope sighs.
"1,000,000 Euros?!?" The driver replies, "Whoever sold you that must have seen you coming!"
Instinctively, just as The Pope orgasms, the photographer snaps a picture.
The Pope closes his gown, and says:"No, please! I don't normally do this! Don't show that photo to anyone! I'll give you 1,000,000 Euros if you give me that camera right now!"
The photographer thinks for a moment and agrees.
The Pope transfers the money, takes the camera, and deletes the image.
After heading back to his chambers, he figures that now he owns a high-end professional camera, he may as well put it to good use.
On a trip to London, The Pope is taking photos of Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, and The London Eye with his new camera.
The driver says:"That's a nifty looking camera. How much did that cost you?"
"1,000,000 Euros." The Pope sighs.
"1,000,000 Euros?!?" The driver replies, "Whoever sold you that must have seen you coming!"