Justdroppedin
02-11-2025, 12:47 PM
...and the first one orders a Jack & Coke. The bartender hands him an apple.
"Uh... I asked for a Jack & Coke," the man says, confused.
"Just take a bite," the bartender replies.
The first guy hesitantly bites into the apple and is shocked. "Whoa! This side tastes like Jack Daniels!"
"Now turn it around," the bartender says.
He does and sure enough, the other side tastes like Coke.
Impressed, the second guy orders a gin and tonic.
The bartender hands him another apple.
He takes a bite. "Unbelievable! Gin on one side, tonic on the other!"
The third guy, amazed, decides to push the limits. "Alright, could you give me some pu$$y?"
The bartender smirks and hands him an apple.
The third guy takes a bite, and immediately spits it out. "Ugh! This tastes like sh!!t!"
The bartender says: "Turn it around."
"Uh... I asked for a Jack & Coke," the man says, confused.
"Just take a bite," the bartender replies.
The first guy hesitantly bites into the apple and is shocked. "Whoa! This side tastes like Jack Daniels!"
"Now turn it around," the bartender says.
He does and sure enough, the other side tastes like Coke.
Impressed, the second guy orders a gin and tonic.
The bartender hands him another apple.
He takes a bite. "Unbelievable! Gin on one side, tonic on the other!"
The third guy, amazed, decides to push the limits. "Alright, could you give me some pu$$y?"
The bartender smirks and hands him an apple.
The third guy takes a bite, and immediately spits it out. "Ugh! This tastes like sh!!t!"
The bartender says: "Turn it around."