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05-28-2010, 05:26 PM
Posted by Bobby Spade on 05/12/2008 at 10:37 PM
* "You can get anything you want baby, you want my room number? You wanna be like be a real man?"
* "You look at this face! This is the face of pain! I'm the bringer of pain! And I'm gonna destroy you! You can cry for mercy, but I don't know the meaning of the word!" (as demonic wrestler "Mega Man" in the Charmed episode Wrestling With Demons)
* "Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!"
* "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
* "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy come out here and say he's still the man!"
* "He's s'posed to be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' son of a gun, but I'm sayin' ONE TIME, you shoulda took a cab and used that money to fix yourse crooked, yellow teeth!"
* "You know, I stand here in Las Vegas, Nevada...In the town that never sleeps. But I've been going for 30 days and 30 nights with a freak on my left, a freak on my right, and one in a box. So being in Las Vegas is a night off for me. So I'm just here to tell ya, Big Poppa Pump is in town and he's ready to pound."
* "Now I just heard that sniveling, crying, littla mama's boy Marcus Buff Bagwell say he wants to be, at behind my brothers back
someone I've beat up my whole life. Now Macrus, I knocked you down in Chicago in front of your mother, and I beat my brother up my whole life, so you guys are a bunch of losers!"
* "All my hoochies say: 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner!'"
* "You are not Big Poppa Pump and I'm gonna kick your ass!" (Towards then World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.)
* "You know where to find me: I'll be flexin' my peaks, pleasin' my freaks... and when they say 'boom-shakalaka!', that's when you know that I'm the Big Booty Daddy! So Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up; holler, if ya hear me!!"
* "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
* "All I care about is my peaks, and my freaks, nation-wide!"
* "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!"
* "So DDP, when you in the hospital screaming in pain...your wife is going to be on her back screaming my name!"
* "All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, white trash!"
* "Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!"
* "As Chris Jericho discovered last Monday night, and this jackass found out tonight; I haven't just been sitting at home, eating potato chips, and wasting away. I'm still the genetic freak, with the largest arms in the world. So this goes out to all my freaks in South Carolina, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler if you hear me!"
* "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!"
* "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!"
* "No-one can duplicate the highest peaks on earth."
* "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!"
* "You can handle a man, but not a Genetic Freak."
* "No, your mother sucks! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS!" (responding to fans chanting "Steiner Sucks")
* "You guys are just white trash!"
* "Tonight...I kill you."
* "SIT DOWN FAT BOY!!"
* "Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Samoa Joe")
* "You put whoop-dee-do in your hair!" (talking about Christian Cage)
* "I got a problem with Samoa Joe calling himself Samoa Joe. You're a freakin' half breed, and I'm gonna treat you like a half breed."
* "I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat bastard."
* "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!"
* "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!"
* "But you don't know me, and you don't know what I'm caple of."
* "Everybody knowww…wants to know where I've been…"
* "CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!"
* "The way I see it, you already got two strikes against ya. One; you're not big enough, or strong enough to go one on one with the genetic freak. The other thing is, you're from that stinking country you call Canada. So watch, I think it's your time, to go back up, to that cesspool, that place we call MEXICO NORTH. And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there." (to Christian Cage)
* "Jeff and I thought maybe he'd pick the Ultimate Warrior, someone that's from his past, maybe his good buddy Lex Luger, or even Goldberg. But he picked Christian Cage, a guy who says he can't understand a word I'm saying. Well, you see, I come from a highly educated university, so when I come out and speak to this white trash, I gotta dumb myself down. But apparently that wasn't stupid enough for Christian Cage!"
* "See, everybody knows American white trash is up here-" (puts a hand above his head for emphasis) "-and then Canadian white trash is way down here." (points down to the ground for emphasis) "So Christian Cage, I got a question for ya: what's it like knowing you're the lowest form of homie sapien there is!?"
* "All I care about is my freaks and my peaks!"
* "HEH?!"
* "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next Heavyweight Championship of the World!"
* "I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!"
* "GIMME THE f***IN' MIC!"
* "You wanna know what's casting a shadow?"
(flexes muscles, blocking and unblocking Jeremy Borash's face in the process)
"See your head, now you don't. See your head, now you don't. That's casting a shadow, bitch!"
* "So all you gotta do, is dot your T's and cross your I's, and step back, i'll show you how to win bitch!" (To Tomko)
* "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken ****."
* "You can get anything you want baby, you want my room number? You wanna be like be a real man?"
* "You look at this face! This is the face of pain! I'm the bringer of pain! And I'm gonna destroy you! You can cry for mercy, but I don't know the meaning of the word!" (as demonic wrestler "Mega Man" in the Charmed episode Wrestling With Demons)
* "Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!"
* "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
* "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy come out here and say he's still the man!"
* "He's s'posed to be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' son of a gun, but I'm sayin' ONE TIME, you shoulda took a cab and used that money to fix yourse crooked, yellow teeth!"
* "You know, I stand here in Las Vegas, Nevada...In the town that never sleeps. But I've been going for 30 days and 30 nights with a freak on my left, a freak on my right, and one in a box. So being in Las Vegas is a night off for me. So I'm just here to tell ya, Big Poppa Pump is in town and he's ready to pound."
* "Now I just heard that sniveling, crying, littla mama's boy Marcus Buff Bagwell say he wants to be, at behind my brothers back
someone I've beat up my whole life. Now Macrus, I knocked you down in Chicago in front of your mother, and I beat my brother up my whole life, so you guys are a bunch of losers!"
* "All my hoochies say: 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner!'"
* "You are not Big Poppa Pump and I'm gonna kick your ass!" (Towards then World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.)
* "You know where to find me: I'll be flexin' my peaks, pleasin' my freaks... and when they say 'boom-shakalaka!', that's when you know that I'm the Big Booty Daddy! So Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up; holler, if ya hear me!!"
* "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
* "All I care about is my peaks, and my freaks, nation-wide!"
* "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!"
* "So DDP, when you in the hospital screaming in pain...your wife is going to be on her back screaming my name!"
* "All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, white trash!"
* "Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!"
* "As Chris Jericho discovered last Monday night, and this jackass found out tonight; I haven't just been sitting at home, eating potato chips, and wasting away. I'm still the genetic freak, with the largest arms in the world. So this goes out to all my freaks in South Carolina, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler if you hear me!"
* "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!"
* "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!"
* "No-one can duplicate the highest peaks on earth."
* "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!"
* "You can handle a man, but not a Genetic Freak."
* "No, your mother sucks! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS!" (responding to fans chanting "Steiner Sucks")
* "You guys are just white trash!"
* "Tonight...I kill you."
* "SIT DOWN FAT BOY!!"
* "Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Samoa Joe")
* "You put whoop-dee-do in your hair!" (talking about Christian Cage)
* "I got a problem with Samoa Joe calling himself Samoa Joe. You're a freakin' half breed, and I'm gonna treat you like a half breed."
* "I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat bastard."
* "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!"
* "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!"
* "But you don't know me, and you don't know what I'm caple of."
* "Everybody knowww…wants to know where I've been…"
* "CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!"
* "The way I see it, you already got two strikes against ya. One; you're not big enough, or strong enough to go one on one with the genetic freak. The other thing is, you're from that stinking country you call Canada. So watch, I think it's your time, to go back up, to that cesspool, that place we call MEXICO NORTH. And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there." (to Christian Cage)
* "Jeff and I thought maybe he'd pick the Ultimate Warrior, someone that's from his past, maybe his good buddy Lex Luger, or even Goldberg. But he picked Christian Cage, a guy who says he can't understand a word I'm saying. Well, you see, I come from a highly educated university, so when I come out and speak to this white trash, I gotta dumb myself down. But apparently that wasn't stupid enough for Christian Cage!"
* "See, everybody knows American white trash is up here-" (puts a hand above his head for emphasis) "-and then Canadian white trash is way down here." (points down to the ground for emphasis) "So Christian Cage, I got a question for ya: what's it like knowing you're the lowest form of homie sapien there is!?"
* "All I care about is my freaks and my peaks!"
* "HEH?!"
* "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next Heavyweight Championship of the World!"
* "I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!"
* "GIMME THE f***IN' MIC!"
* "You wanna know what's casting a shadow?"
(flexes muscles, blocking and unblocking Jeremy Borash's face in the process)
"See your head, now you don't. See your head, now you don't. That's casting a shadow, bitch!"
* "So all you gotta do, is dot your T's and cross your I's, and step back, i'll show you how to win bitch!" (To Tomko)
* "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken ****."