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mclovin
06-22-2010, 02:18 AM
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

whiteheather
06-23-2010, 03:56 PM
A Scotsman's mother in law said to him..I hope your going to get me a nice Christmas gift this year...so he bought her an unusual gift...a plot at the local cemetery <br />
..the following Christmas, his...

Anonymity
06-24-2010, 05:50 AM

hammer10
06-24-2010, 10:59 PM
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9335/hijacked.gif

It happens!:innocent:

JCO
06-24-2010, 11:11 PM
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9335/hijacked.gif

And that was a good HiJack, maybe its time to give whiteheather a promotion...LOL:noidea:

hammer10
06-24-2010, 11:36 PM
I like the good hijacks!:yes:
Promotion? Uhm not yet! :tehe:

anyonomus
06-25-2010, 02:45 AM
Now lets back up here folks..IF there is any hijacking goen to happen//I want to be in on it..
:offtopic1::innocent:

Night Prowler
06-25-2010, 02:57 AM
don't get me started.....:tehe:

hammer10
06-25-2010, 03:04 AM
Now lets back up here folks..IF there is any hijacking goen to happen//I want to be in on it..
:offtopic1::innocent:

You've been stuck on that island too long!:offtopic1: