clarkBENT
11-08-2009, 05:21 AM
This little boy goes up to his dad and he asks: "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
To which the father replies: "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies: "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"
So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies: "He is so fine, of course I would!"
So he goes up to his dad and says: "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically"
"Well, what's the difference?" asks the father.
"Well, potentially we're sitting on $2 million, but realistically we're just living with two sluts."
To which the father replies: "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies: "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!"
So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies: "He is so fine, of course I would!"
So he goes up to his dad and says: "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically"
"Well, what's the difference?" asks the father.
"Well, potentially we're sitting on $2 million, but realistically we're just living with two sluts."