zoogor
08-05-2010, 09:06 AM
Top Ten Ways Barrack Obama Celebrated His Birthday
10.Sent troops to invade a Cold Stone Creamery
9.Read details of his surprise party on Wikileaks
8.Got a new fake birth certificate he wanted
7.Read "Eat Pray Love" and bawled his eyes out
6.Asked birthday party magician if he could make Sarah Palin disappear
5.Fist-bumped with Snooki and The Situation
4.Went to Pizzeria Uno for their "Shrimp & Crab Fun-Doo" with the guys from NORAD
3.Flew Air Force One to Party Depot to buy helium balloons
2.Sat alone watching "Real Housewives" marathon on Bravo
1.Stuffed Tony Hayward full of nickels and beat him like a pinata
10.Sent troops to invade a Cold Stone Creamery
9.Read details of his surprise party on Wikileaks
8.Got a new fake birth certificate he wanted
7.Read "Eat Pray Love" and bawled his eyes out
6.Asked birthday party magician if he could make Sarah Palin disappear
5.Fist-bumped with Snooki and The Situation
4.Went to Pizzeria Uno for their "Shrimp & Crab Fun-Doo" with the guys from NORAD
3.Flew Air Force One to Party Depot to buy helium balloons
2.Sat alone watching "Real Housewives" marathon on Bravo
1.Stuffed Tony Hayward full of nickels and beat him like a pinata