freddydog1
09-04-2010, 12:41 AM
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs of your choosing. But don't kill them. The 2 extra bullets are in case you miss the first time.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford to send you to a Long Term Care facility.
And because you're a prisoner, you now no longer need to pay income taxes, but you can still draw the old age pension .... life is good.
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs of your choosing. But don't kill them. The 2 extra bullets are in case you miss the first time.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you they cannot afford to send you to a Long Term Care facility.
And because you're a prisoner, you now no longer need to pay income taxes, but you can still draw the old age pension .... life is good.