What A Schmuck

[reddog07]

>>No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since
>>by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult
>>their Rabbi.
>>
>>The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
>>suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
>>have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize
>>and should bring on an orgasm.'
>>
>>They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and
>>he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is
>>still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi..
>>
>>'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love
>>to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'
>>
>>Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same
>>strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband
>>waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she
>>has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
>>
>>The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,

'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!'