mclovin
09-15-2010, 12:05 AM
WHEN TO START CUSSING!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we
started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The
6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out , with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His
mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until
I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be Cheerios!"
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we
started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The
6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out , with his
mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His
mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until
I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it
won't be Cheerios!"