How to Start a Fight

[SmokinChronic]

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

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Later that evening my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, " Do you want to have Sex? "

No, she answered. I then said,

Is that your final answer?

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...
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[robofta]

Some funny stuff...needed that

[Guest]

That's a good one