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chuck
10-26-2010, 12:51 AM
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 22nd, 24th & 25th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

chickenman
10-26-2010, 12:53 AM
Sorry but this is real old:innocent:

StanW
10-26-2010, 01:04 AM
Good one Chuck. Lol

patch
10-26-2010, 01:18 AM
lmao

I especially like the part about it happening twice on the 15th and the 3 times on the Monday. You gotta be more careful.

Still laughing my ass off...

patch
10-26-2010, 01:20 AM
Sorry but this is real old:innocent:

old???
You mean this scam has been going on for awhile now?
I gotta get myself to Home Depot :rolleyes:

JCO
10-26-2010, 01:21 AM
lmao

I especially like the part about it happening twice on the 15th and the 3 times on the Monday. You gotta be more careful.

Still laughing my ass off...

Chuck 3 times in one day with 2 girls, What stamina.....

jkiller
10-26-2010, 01:24 AM
Sorry but this is real old:innocent:

all i can say is WOW...
and to think, i didnt know chickens had balls...:laughat:

JCO
10-26-2010, 01:32 AM
all i can say is WOW...
and to think, i didnt know chickens had balls...:laughat:

They dont, roosters do..:tape:

chong6969
10-26-2010, 12:58 PM
Sorry but this is real old:innocent:

It may be an old joke but it's still a good one lol:tehe:

kijiji
10-26-2010, 01:31 PM
thats too funny i'm off to home depot ..............with an empty wallet......lol:auto::auto:

dasher108
10-26-2010, 02:04 PM
Phew,

Its a good thing Home Depot and Mcdonalds are in the same parking lot where I am!

kdawg64
10-26-2010, 02:52 PM
That's funny LOL

Samething happened to me, only it was the other way around, WalMart fattie's,,, then I had to go to Home Depot to find my WOOD !!!:tehe:

link07
10-26-2010, 04:31 PM
Word on the street say these two woman are owners of a very secessful
wallet store.lol.:tehe:

dishdude714
10-26-2010, 05:27 PM
And where was security when all of this was going on? lol

yostar
10-26-2010, 06:04 PM
Sorry but this is real old:innocent:

old but always funny!!!!

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