tanger
11-06-2010, 06:34 PM
One sunny afternoon a little girl asked her father, "Daddy, Can I take Fuzzy for a walk?"
"No." he answered sternly.
"Why not?" she continued.
"Fuzzy’s in heat. Her odor will attract the other dogs and, besides, you are too small too scare off the bigger dogs." he explained.
"Can you come with us then?" she asked.
"I’m busy fixing your mother’s car.... Hmmm, but if I rub some gasoline on Fuzzy’s behind, that may do the trick."
She went off with Fuzzy and returned with two dogs.
"You know what happened?" She said to her father.
"No." he responded.
"Fuzzy stopped walking in the middle of the park and I couldn’t get her to move"
"What happened?"
"She ran out of gas. This dog pushed her home."
"No." he answered sternly.
"Why not?" she continued.
"Fuzzy’s in heat. Her odor will attract the other dogs and, besides, you are too small too scare off the bigger dogs." he explained.
"Can you come with us then?" she asked.
"I’m busy fixing your mother’s car.... Hmmm, but if I rub some gasoline on Fuzzy’s behind, that may do the trick."
She went off with Fuzzy and returned with two dogs.
"You know what happened?" She said to her father.
"No." he responded.
"Fuzzy stopped walking in the middle of the park and I couldn’t get her to move"
"What happened?"
"She ran out of gas. This dog pushed her home."