Zizou
11-17-2009, 03:29 AM
A young lawyer, after a few big contracts, finally buys his dream car: A Ferrari Testarossa.
He drives to his law office to show his new acquisition to his colleagues and as he shows the car's interior with the door open, a truck passes-by and completely rips-open the Ferrari's door.
- ASSASSIN ! MURDERER ! THIEF ! POLICE !!! POLLIIIIIICE !!!!
shouts the guy at the truck driver.
As he continues screaming a police officer passes-by...
- Hey Police officer, GO GET THAT GUY !! He completely scrapped my Ferrari !!!
- I'm desesperate ! I never imagined that you lawyers, are SO materialist!!!
- Materialist ? WTF ! He ruined my car and you call me MATERIALIST ???
- Yes, i call you materialist. Because you never saw that, when the truck ripped your car's door, it also ripped off your left arm !
- MY LEFT ARM ??? YOU SAID MY LEFT ARM ???
asks the lawyer as he touches the remains of his left shoulder with his other hand...
- MY ROLEX !!!! THAT GUY STOLE MY ROLEEEEEX !!!! POLICE, GO GET THAT THIEF !!!
He drives to his law office to show his new acquisition to his colleagues and as he shows the car's interior with the door open, a truck passes-by and completely rips-open the Ferrari's door.
- ASSASSIN ! MURDERER ! THIEF ! POLICE !!! POLLIIIIIICE !!!!
shouts the guy at the truck driver.
As he continues screaming a police officer passes-by...
- Hey Police officer, GO GET THAT GUY !! He completely scrapped my Ferrari !!!
- I'm desesperate ! I never imagined that you lawyers, are SO materialist!!!
- Materialist ? WTF ! He ruined my car and you call me MATERIALIST ???
- Yes, i call you materialist. Because you never saw that, when the truck ripped your car's door, it also ripped off your left arm !
- MY LEFT ARM ??? YOU SAID MY LEFT ARM ???
asks the lawyer as he touches the remains of his left shoulder with his other hand...
- MY ROLEX !!!! THAT GUY STOLE MY ROLEEEEEX !!!! POLICE, GO GET THAT THIEF !!!