You know your Canadian if: Acording to Jeff Foxworthy

[kijiji]

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
to say about Canadians:





Forget Rednecks...



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
.......You may live in Canada .


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
.......You may live in Canada .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
........You may live in Canada .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialled a wrong number,
.........You may live in Canada .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
.........You may live in Canada .


If you measure distance in hours,
.........You may live in Canada .


If you know several people who have hit a

deer more than once,
.........You may live in Canada .


If you have switched from 'Heat' to 'A/C'
in the same day and back again,
..........You may live in Canada .


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of

snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
........You may live in Canada .


If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
........You may live in Canada .


If you carry jumper cables in your car
and your wife knows how to use them,
........You may live in Canada .


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
........You may live in Canada .


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km and
you're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
.........You may live in Canada .


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
........You may live in Canada .


If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter,
and Road Construction,
.......You may live in Canada .





(This is my favourite, because how true)
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
.........You may live in Canada .


If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
........You may live in Canada .

[spaztrigger]

Snow does do wonders for pot holes, ya know! lol

[trump62]

Good post kijiji I answered yes to at least 5 that I will admit to although I live south of Detroit so I can't vacation there:yes:

[chuck]

very funny. may i add one more...

if you have used your credit card as an ice scrapper

.........you may live in canada!

[fonger]

had a friend come over here once and drove by a canadian tire and he said... that entire store sells just tires? wow!
thought it was worth a giggle.
:dancing_peng:

[gumby]

very funny...most are true

[zoogor]

these are so true. i didn't find any of them odd.
is that sad?

[freddydog1]

yup i live in canada,,:yes: and there all true but the first one lol