Custody Battle

[TPB]

During a custody hearing the judge sat a little 5 year old boy on the stand and said "Little man, you have a big decision to make here. Do you want to live with your mother?" the little boy replied "No....she beats me."

The judge then asked "Well then you must want to live with your Father?" again the little guy replied "No....he beats me too."

The judge looking confused asked "Ok so you don't want to live with your mother or your father.....then just who do you want to live with?"

The little guy looked up and replied " I want to live with the Calgary Flames....they never beat anybody."

[chuck]

ohhh....thats so bad.....lolll

[freddydog1]

ohhh....thats so bad.....lolll

ya but it funny lol

[marlo803]

:rotflmao:

[gumby]

very clever lol

[JCO]

During a custody hearing the judge sat a little 5 year old boy on the stand and said "Little man, you have a big decision to make here. Do you want to live with your mother?" the little boy replied "No....she beats me."

The judge then asked "Well then you must want to live with your Father?" again the little guy replied "No....he beats me too."

The judge looking confused asked "Ok so you don't want to live with your mother or your father.....then just who do you want to live with?"

The little guy looked up and replied " I want to live with the Calgary Flames....they never beat anybody."

I'm surprised he didnt mention the Leafs as a second option...:tehe:

[zoogor]

see, thats a funny joke but it really hurts both of us flames fans.

[fonger]

go leafs go