marcelect
12-12-2010, 04:00 PM
Larry gets home one night and Linda ,his wife,says "where the hell have you been?"Larry replies"I was out getting a tatoo." "A tatoo" she frowed "what kind of a tatoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates"he said prowdly. "What the hell were you thinking?"she said,shaking her head in disgust."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tatooed on his privates?" "Well one,I like to watch my money grow.Two,once in a while,I like to play with my money.Three,I like how money feels in my hands.And lastly,instead of you going out shopping,you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want! Larry is now recovering in room 232 at the hospital.