freddydog1
12-27-2010, 10:33 PM
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast...
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then
placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It
took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
traditional feast...
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed
something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then
placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It
took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!