freddydog1
12-30-2010, 12:26 AM
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
> midnight.
> While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
>
> The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
> in
> the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
>
> Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
> The
> husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
> wife
> in bed with another man!
>
> The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
> The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
> HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
> HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
> HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
> HE paid for our house at the lake.
> HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly
> dues!'
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
> over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
>
> The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
> catches cold.'
> midnight.
> While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
>
> The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her
> in
> the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
>
> Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
> The
> husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
> wife
> in bed with another man!
>
> The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
> The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
> HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
> HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
> HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
> HE paid for our house at the lake.
> HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly
> dues!'
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
> over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
>
> The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
> catches cold.'