harryb
01-02-2011, 02:35 PM
A young man Called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present
> for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very
> long and she lived a considerable distance away. he consulted with his
> sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
> gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
> personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a pair of
> quality, fur lined leather gloves.
> His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the
> same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer, but the
> assistant mixed up the two items, so the sister got the gloves and Ron got the
> knickers! Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present
> in a parcel with the following letter:
>
>
> Dear Sasha,
> I chose these because I've noticed you are not wearing any when we go out
> in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen
> the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
> take off). These are a very delicate shade, and the lady I bought them
> from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
> they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really
> smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
> She also said that they rub against her ring, which
> keeps it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began
> wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you
> the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance
> to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them a
> little bit, because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just
> imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
> I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
>
> Love ,
>
> Ron
>
> P.S I thought you might like to know that my mum likes
> to wear hers folded down with a little bit of fur
> showing.
> for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very
> long and she lived a considerable distance away. he consulted with his
> sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality
> gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
> personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a pair of
> quality, fur lined leather gloves.
> His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the
> same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer, but the
> assistant mixed up the two items, so the sister got the gloves and Ron got the
> knickers! Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present
> in a parcel with the following letter:
>
>
> Dear Sasha,
> I chose these because I've noticed you are not wearing any when we go out
> in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen
> the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to
> take off). These are a very delicate shade, and the lady I bought them
> from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and
> they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really
> smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
> She also said that they rub against her ring, which
> keeps it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began
> wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you
> the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance
> to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them a
> little bit, because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just
> imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
> I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
>
> Love ,
>
> Ron
>
> P.S I thought you might like to know that my mum likes
> to wear hers folded down with a little bit of fur
> showing.