marketing

[harryb]

MARKETING 101 :
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go
up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You
go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party
and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up
to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag
after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition

[yddoow]

If you walk into a party and find a gorgeous girl that buys into your marketing skills , beware she does not cut off your portfolio , because this would be called diversification .